Monday, March 20, 2017

Social Media

A boy checks Facebook
Twitter
Instagram
He has a new follower
Nice
It’s even a girl
Yes
He looks at her pictures
Wow
An attractive female specimen followed him
He texts his friend
His friend says
Nice
A week passes
He checks Instagram again
The girl unfollowed him
He texts his friend
His friend says
Hey man, being blue is better than being over it
Don’t quote songs, Carl
Sorry
One little tap
Made him so lonely
The Internet sucks

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